Federal Treat Reserve · For immediate release · Unofficial parody — no affiliation
Treat rate 2 biscuits — HOLD Treat Price Index +14% (chicken-led) Sofa employment Full Market cat Disorderly
Doodle of Last Resort coin logo: Monty the goldendoodle in a green visor and red tie on an evergreen coin ring reading DOODLE OF LAST RESORT, DOLR.

Doodle of Last Resort · $DOLR

The Doodle of Last Resort has arrived

Markets requested clarity. Monty requested a biscuit. An unofficial monetary-policy parody featuring the fictional chairdog of the Federal Treat Reserve.

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Monty Doodle, a cartoon goldendoodle in a green visor and waistcoat, seated at the Federal Treat Reserve desk with one paw on the RATE lever beside an open emergency biscuit tin, while an alarmed orange cat looks on.
The Chairdog at his desk, moments after the market cat became disorderly.

Meet the chairdog

Montgomery “Monty” Doodle

Monty was appointed after falling asleep on an economic report and accidentally calming the market. He now oversees stable treat prices, maximum belly rubs and emergency biscuit liquidity.

His decisions are data-dependent. Monty is treat-dependent.

“The Committee remains strongly committed to price stability. Also, somebody said chicken.” — Barkward Guidance, Federal Open Market Canines

The mandate

Two objectives. One emergency biscuit tin.

I.

Stable treat prices

Monty monitors the Treat Price Index and remains prepared to act.

II.

Maximum belly rubs

Every good boy deserves full sofa employment.

III.

Orderly markets

When the market cat becomes disorderly, Monty activates the emergency biscuit facility.

The policy framework

Instruments of the Treat Reserve

Barkward Guidance

Officially unofficial statements from the Chairdog.

Federal Open Market Canines

Community votes on entirely fictional policy decisions.

Quantitative Eating

An unconventional policy tool involving expanded biscuit consumption.

The Beige Bark

A community-generated report on economic conditions, squirrels and available sofas.

Launch facts

What this launch is not

$DOLR launches as a fixed-supply ERC-20 paired with native ETH in a public Uniswap v4 pool on Robinhood Chain. The pool is created and funded in one atomic transaction at a disclosed starting price, and the full allocation — pool liquidity versus disclosed treasury — is published before launch.

Token information

Terms of the instrument

NameDoodle of Last Resort
Ticker$DOLR
NetworkRobinhood Chain
Supply1,000,000,000 — fixed, no further minting
PairDOLR / native ETH · Uniswap v4 · no hook
Pool fee1%
Allocation90% pool liquidity · 10% disclosed treasury · LP locked 12 months
Contract[Published at launch — verify on this site only]
WalletsDeployer · treasury · LP owner — [published before launch]

Crypto assets are volatile. $DOLR may lose some or all of its value. The token has no transfer tax; the pool’s 1% swap fee accrues to the disclosed liquidity position under Uniswap v4 rules, and all wallet activity is visible on-chain.

Community

The Committee is now in session

The Committee does not coordinate purchases or prices. It creates memes, fictional forecasts, stickers, policy statements, economic explainers and Monty lore.

Weekly fixtures: the Treat Price Index, FOMC votes on fictional policy, Barkward Guidance press conferences and the Beige Bark report.

Risks & security

Read before participating

$DOLR is experimental and highly speculative. The token has no guaranteed value, redemption right, profit, yield, price floor or promised utility. Smart-contract, liquidity, market, regulatory, operational and cybersecurity risks may result in partial or total loss.

Anti-scam warning

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